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    • 21 hours ago
    Pugsitting (Bella)  (Taken with instagram)

    Pugsitting (Bella) (Taken with instagram)

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    • 1 week ago
    horseecomics:

“Bird”
I’m curious as to how many people had the same reaction to this comic as those birds did.
OH, another Gawker article ran featuring the guy that created @horse_ebooks. He’s pretty proud of how well Horse has been received (for a spambot). Enough so that his site boasts “As seen on The New York Times and Gawker blogs,” but links to the NYT post about my comics. LULZ.

    horseecomics:

    “Bird”

    I’m curious as to how many people had the same reaction to this comic as those birds did.

    OH, another Gawker article ran featuring the guy that created @horse_ebooks. He’s pretty proud of how well Horse has been received (for a spambot). Enough so that his site boasts “As seen on The New York Times and Gawker blogs,” but links to the NYT post about my comics. LULZ.

  • @katiedt

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    • 2 weeks ago
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    tweetsweek:

    TWEETSWEEK SPECIAL REPORT

    Hello, listener. Today was a momentous day for TweetsWeek - I conducted my first on-site investigative report, traveling to Windsor, Ontario to look into the phenomenon that’s been dubbed “The Windsor Hum.”

    Through some trial and error nature trail maneuvering, my partially Canadian correspondent and I were able to reach the shore of the Detroit River, directly across from what we believe to be Zug Island. The audio embedded in this post our commentary on what we experienced there.

    THE BOTTOM LINE

    While we do not believe we experienced *the* hum, we certainly heard *a* hum coming from the American side of the river. It was a loud but low frequency vibration that I could feel in the back of my jaw, and got more annoying over time. As a result of our investigation, we are firmly in the “the hum is real” camp.

    Our experience throws into stark relief the words of the mayor of River Rouge, located across the river from where we were standing: “The only place I am hearing noise from is Canada-from politicians complaining.”

    Poor Canada.

    Here is a brief video of our picturesque view across the river:

    A closer listen to the Windsor hum.

    Oh, Canada

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    whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:

poorhornycat:

mamafriesmeal:

gamblechocolate:

lady-tyrell:

sonicscrewme:

andergay:

cornnuts:

coolestgirl-:

louisecriss:

tintination:

-andrews:

-redux:

#the sans is comic

#the copperplate is gothic

#how many more puns will the futura bring

#by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?

#the calibri of these puns is deteriorating

#i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture

#you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible

i’m going to throw up from laughing

#these puns are so last century gothic

 #these puns aren’t really making an impact on me

#you are all a bunch of wingdings

Everyone, typography humor.

#we’re all going to helvetica

    whatdoyoumeeeeean-howamidoing:

    poorhornycat:

    mamafriesmeal:

    gamblechocolate:

    lady-tyrell:

    sonicscrewme:

    andergay:

    cornnuts:

    coolestgirl-:

    louisecriss:

    tintination:

    -andrews:

    -redux:

    #the sans is comic

    #the copperplate is gothic

    #how many more puns will the futura bring

    #by georgia is this pun hell-vetica or is comedy on tumblr just not as pro as myriad anymore?

    #the calibri of these puns is deteriorating

    #i don’t know about you but i really would have appreciated an arial view of this picture

    #you all need to get a new courier because these jokes are terrible

    i’m going to throw up from laughing

    #these puns are so last century gothic

     #these puns aren’t really making an impact on me

    #you are all a bunch of wingdings

    Everyone, typography humor.

    #we’re all going to helvetica

    (via tamlane)

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    • 2 weeks ago
    Hi
apebit:

AND I’M ONE OF THEM.

    Hi

    apebit:

    AND I’M ONE OF THEM.

    (Source: ohrochester, via jmhornsby)

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    • 3 weeks ago
    MAY 5TH (Taken with instagram)

    MAY 5TH (Taken with instagram)

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    • 3 weeks ago
    detroitgorilla:

Love this.
pillowfights-boxingtuesday:

One slush, please.



Perfection.

    detroitgorilla:

    Love this.

    pillowfights-boxingtuesday:

    One slush, please.

    Perfection.

    (Source: citybirdandnest, via jmhornsby)

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    • 3 weeks ago
    Happening now next to Kowalski! #hamtramck

    Happening now next to Kowalski! #hamtramck

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    • 3 weeks ago

    Attack of the Booterus

    byyourleave:

    riynashay:

    i’ve reblogged this before but it never fails to be true

    The perils of having a uterus ;_;

    (Source: vimmuse, via tamlane)

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    • 3 weeks ago
    michiganballet:

Macomb Ballet Company

    michiganballet:

    Macomb Ballet Company


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